My brother unearthed some ancient home movies from the 1960s and digitized them. The digitizing software did not do a very good job; the frames jump around because it doesn’t correct for the alternating frames in the NTSC standard. Moreover, the camera operators — various members of my family — weren’t very good. They couldn’t even hold the camera steady. Still, if you really want to see me as a geeky, self-conscious kid, here it is. At the very least, it will serve to correct any inappropriate admiration you may have for me.